S06E06 - The Extract Obliteration

No: 117  |  Season: 6   Episode: 6  |  Air Date: 2012-11-01  |  Runtime: mins

Leonard: Good morning, sunshine. Penny: Leonard. It's eight a.m. It's like the middle of the night.

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Summary

Penny enrolls in a college class and keeps it a secret from Leonard. Sheldon causes conflict with Dr. Stephen Hawking over an online game.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady & Steve Holland / Teleplay by: Steven Molaro & Jim Reynolds & Eric Kaplan

Script

Script: S06E06 - The Extract Obliteration

Quotes

Penny: It's just one history class. Look, I didn't finish college, so I thought I would give it a try.
Amy: Not to mention, your acting career is going south like Sherman.
(Penny doesn't understand)
Amy: Read about it in your book.

Sheldon: Earlier today, I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me in the popular online game Words With Friends. Moments ago, he accepted my request! Do you understand what that means?
Howard: That somewhere right now, Stephen Hawking is saying, "Damn it. I meant to click no."

Amy: (to Penny) You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.
Penny: Really? You can't think of anyone weirder?
Amy: (referring to Bernadette) I can,
(whispers)
Amy: but she's sitting right there.

Sheldon: Professor Hawking, how nice of you to call.
Stephen Hawking: Hello. I really enjoyed our game, Dr. Cooper.
Sheldon: Oh, me too.
Stephen Hawking: Or should I say Dr. Loser. Ha ha ha.
Sheldon: (disconcerted) Y-yes, congratulations. You won fair and square. Uh, very impressive, sir.
Stephen Hawking: Do you like brain teasers?
Sheldon: Oh, I love brain teasers!
Stephen Hawking: What does Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck.
(Leonard bursts out laughing)
Stephen Hawking: Neener-neener.

Sheldon: It's only a matter of time before we're coming up with fun nicknames for each other. I'll be Coop. Yeah. He'll be Wheels. If he's okay with that.

Penny: You just assumed my paper would be bad, so you wrote one for me?
Leonard: No. I assumed it was good, then I read it.
Penny: What!
Leonard: No... I mean, it was good; there was just a few things that needed a little polishing.
Penny: wha- you changed every word!
Leonard: That's not true, uh, uh. Slavery. Sixteen-nineteen. Your name on the top, that's all you.

Sheldon: He played! He played! Coop and Rolling Thunder are together again. He was okay with that nickname.

Penny: (Leonard brings her breakfast in bed) Leonard, it's 8 a.m. That's like the middle of the night!

(Leonard wants to talk about a problem he's having with Penny, but Sheldon is distracted with his own problem)
Leonard: Is it possible we're having two different conversations?
Sheldon: How would I know? I'm not listening to you.

Sheldon: One of the greatest intellects of our time has agreed to engage with me in a gentlemanly battle of wits. And, I'm spanking him so hard his grad students won't be able to sit down.
Amy: You know, when one male dominates another, his testosterone level rises.
Sheldon: What's your point?
Amy: It's exciting to think you might be getting a testosterone level.

Sheldon: Paradigm-shifting news, gentlemen!
(Turns off dancing game)
Raj: Dude! I was about to Bollywood this bitch!

Amy: Wow. My boyfriend is friends with Stephen Hawking, and my new dandruff shampoo doesn't smell like tar. Everything really is coming up Amy.

Stephen Hawking: Do you like Brain Teasers?
Sheldon: Oh, I love Brain Teasers.
Stephen Hawking: What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck. Neener, neener.

Leonard: I don't know what to say.
Penny: How about, "Gee Penny, you're smarter than I thought. You may be the one in school, but I'm the one who learned a lesson. I'm so stupid, Penny. Duh."
Sheldon: She sounds exactly like you.

Sheldon: My mother always said: "To thine own self be true."

Bernadette: I was taking a shower this morning, and when I got out I started to dry off with what I thought what a towel but turned out to be Howard's mom's underwear. I had to take another shower. It wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough.

Sheldon: The game is not called Words with Strangers. No. It is not even called Words with Acquaintances. It's called Words with...
Raj: I'm not finishing your sentence! You pulled the plug on my funk!

Amy: I feel like I'm in high school again.
Bernadette: Yeah. Doing the prom queen's homework so she'll like us.
Amy: I know.
(gleefully)
Amy: It's finally working!

Penny: Now, behave yourself and eat your dinner, and maybe later, if you're lucky, you get to sleep with a college girl.
Leonard: Really? Cause I went through four years of college and five years of grad school, that never happened once.

Raj: Try to keep up, Howard; I'm killing it.
Howard: Yeah, I wish we looked this cool dancing in clubs as we do right now.
Leonard: Don't worry, this is exactly how you look when you're dancing in clubs.

Sheldon: Stephen Hawking's a genius and he talks like a robot. Everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.

Notes and Trivia

Kunal Nayyar again displays his ear for accents when he perfectly mimics an American accent while discussing prank calling call centers in India.

Sheldon reports that his mother always says "To thine own self be true." She is, in fact, quoting Polonius in Act 1, Scene 3 of Shakespeare's play Hamlet.

Goofs

None

Cast

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