Big Bang Theory Scripts
List of episodes with online scripts.
Season 01
- S01E01 - Pilot
- S01E02 - The Big Bran Hypothesis
- S01E03 - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
- S01E04 - The Luminous Fish Effect
- S01E05 - The Hamburger Postulate
- S01E06 - The Middle-earth Paradigm
- S01E07 - The Dumpling Paradox
- S01E08 - The Grasshopper Experiment
- S01E09 - The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
- S01E10 - The Loobenfeld Decay
- S01E11 - The Pancake Batter Anomaly
- S01E12 - The Jerusalem Duality
- S01E13 - The Bat Jar Conjecture
- S01E14 - The Nerdvana Annihilation
- S01E15 - The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
- S01E16 - The Peanut Reaction
- S01E17 - The Tangerine Factor
Season 02
- S02E01 - The Bad Fish Paradigm
- S02E02 - The Codpiece Topology
- S02E03 - The Barbarian Sublimation
- S02E04 - The Griffin Equivalency
- S02E05 - The Euclid Alternative
- S02E06 - The Cooper Nowitzki Theorem
- S02E07 - The Panty Pinata Polarization
- S02E08 - The Lizard Spock Expansion
- S02E09 - The White Asparagus Triangulation
- S02E10 - The Vartabedian Conundrum
- S02E11 - The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
- S02E12 - The Killer Robot Instability
- S02E13 - The Friendship Algorithm
- S02E14 - The Financial Permeability
- S02E15 - The Maternal Capacitance
- S02E16 - The Cushion Saturation
- S02E17 - The Terminator Decoupling
- S02E18 - The Work Song Nanocluster
- S02E19 - The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
- S02E20 - The Hofstadter Isotope
- S02E21 - The Vegas Renormalization
- S02E22 - The Classified Materials Turbulence
- S02E23 - The Monopolar Expedition
Season 03
- S03E01 - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
- S03E02 - The Jiminy Conjecture
- S03E03 - The Gothowitz Deviation
- S03E04 - The Pirate Solution
- S03E05 - The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
- S03E06 - The Cornhusker Vortex
- S03E07 - The Guitarist Amplification
- S03E08 - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
- S03E09 - The Vengeance Formulation
- S03E10 - The Gorilla Experiment
- S03E11 - The Maternal Congruence
- S03E12 - The Psychic Vortex
- S03E13 - The Bozeman Reaction
- S03E14 - The Einstein Approximation
- S03E15 - The Large Hadron Collision
- S03E16 - The Excelsior Acquisition
- S03E17 - The Precious Fragmentation
- S03E18 - The Pants Alternative
- S03E19 - The Wheaton Recurrence
- S03E20 - The Spaghetti Catalyst
- S03E21 - The Plimpton Stimulation
- S03E22 - The Staircase Implementation
- S03E23 - The Lunar Excitation
Season 04
- S04E01 - The Robotic Manipulation
- S04E02 - The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
- S04E03 - The Zazzy Substitution
- S04E04 - The Hot Troll Deviation
- S04E05 - The Desperation Emanation
- S04E06 - The Irish Pub Formulation
- S04E07 - The Apology Insufficiency
- S04E08 - The 21-Second Excitation
- S04E09 - The Boyfriend Complexity
- S04E10 - The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
- S04E11 - The Justice League Recombination
- S04E12 - The Bus Pants Utilization
- S04E13 - The Love Car Displacement
- S04E14 - The Thespian Catalyst
- S04E15 - The Benefactor Factor
- S04E16 - The Cohabitation Formulation
- S04E17 - The Toast Derivation
- S04E18 - The Prestidigitation Approximation
- S04E19 - The Zarnecki Incursion
- S04E20 - The Herb Garden Germination
- S04E21 - The Agreement Dissection
- S04E22 - The Wildebeest Implementation
- S04E23 - The Engagement Reaction
- S04E24 - The Roommate Transmogrification
Season 05
- S05E01 - The Skank Reflex Analysis
- S05E02 - The Infestation Hypothesis
- S05E03 - The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
- S05E04 - The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
- S05E05 - The Russian Rocket Reaction
- S05E06 - The Rhinitis Revelation
- S05E07 - The Good Guy Fluctuation
- S05E08 - The Isolation Permutation
- S05E09 - The Ornithophobia Diffusion
- S05E10 - The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
- S05E11 - The Speckerman Recurrence
- S05E12 - The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
- S05E13 - The Recombination Hypothesis
- S05E14 - The Beta Test Initiation
- S05E15 - The Friendship Contraction
- S05E16 - The Vacation Solution
- S05E17 - The Rothman Disintegration
- S05E18 - The Werewolf Transformation
- S05E19 - The Weekend Vortex
- S05E20 - The Transporter Malfunction
- S05E21 - The Hawking Excitation
- S05E22 - The Stag Convergence
- S05E23 - The Launch Acceleration
- S05E24 - The Countdown Reflection
Season 06
- S06E01 - The Date Night Variable
- S06E02 - The Decoupling Fluctuation
- S06E03 - The Higgs Boson Observation
- S06E04 - The Re-Entry Minimization
- S06E05 - The Holographic Excitation
- S06E06 - The Extract Obliteration
- S06E07 - The Habitation Configuration
- S06E08 - The 43 Peculiarity
- S06E09 - The Parking Spot Escalation
- S06E10 - The Fish Guts Displacement
- S06E11 - The Santa Simulation
- S06E12 - The Egg Salad Equivalency
- S06E13 - The Bakersfield Expedition
- S06E14 - The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
- S06E15 - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
- S06E16 - The Tangible Affection Proof
- S06E17 - The Monster Isolation
- S06E18 - The Contractual Obligation Implementation
- S06E19 - The Closet Reconfiguration
- S06E20 - The Tenure Turbulence
- S06E21 - The Closure Alternative
- S06E22 - The Proton Resurgence
- S06E23 - The Love Spell Potential
- S06E24 - The Bon Voyage Reaction
Season 07
- S07E01 - The Hofstadter Insufficiency
- S07E02 - The Deception Verification
- S07E03 - The Scavenger Vortex
- S07E04 - The Raiders Minimization
- S07E05 - The Workplace Proximity
- S07E06 - The Romance Resonance
- S07E07 - The Proton Displacement
- S07E08 - The Itchy Brain Simulation
- S07E09 - The Thanksgiving Decoupling
- S07E10 - The Discovery Dissipation
- S07E11 - The Cooper Extraction
- S07E12 - The Hesitation Ramification
- S07E13 - The Occupation Recalibration
- S07E14 - The Convention Conundrum
- S07E15 - The Locomotive Manipulation
- S07E16 - The Table Polarization
- S07E17 - The Friendship Turbulence
- S07E18 - The Mommy Observation
- S07E19 - The Indecision Amalgamation
- S07E20 - The Relationship Diremption
- S07E21 - The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
- S07E22 - The Proton Transmogrification
- S07E23 - The Gorilla Dissolution
- S07E24 - The Status Quo Combustion
Season 08
- S08E01 - The Locomotion Interruption
- S08E02 - The Junior Professor Solution
- S08E03 - The First Pitch Insufficiency
- S08E04 - The Hook-Up Reverberation
- S08E05 - The Focus Attenuation
- S08E06 - The Expedition Approximation
- S08E07 - The Misinterpretation Agitation
- S08E08 - The Prom Equivalency
- S08E09 - The Septum Deviation
- S08E10 - The Champagne Reflection
- S08E11 - The Clean Room Infiltration
- S08E12 - The Space Probe Disintegration
- S08E13 - The Anxiety Optimization
- S08E14 - The Troll Manifestation
- S08E15 - The Comic Book Store Regeneration
- S08E16 - The Intimacy Acceleration
- S08E17 - The Colonization Application
- S08E18 - The Leftover Thermalization
- S08E19 - The Skywalker Incursion
- S08E20 - The Fortification Implementation
- S08E21 - The Communication Deterioration
- S08E22 - The Graduation Transmission
- S08E23 - The Maternal Combustion
- S08E24 - The Commitment Determination
Season 09
- S09E01 - The Matrimonial Momentum
- S09E02 - The Separation Oscillation
- S09E03 - The Bachelor Party Corrosion
- S09E04 - The 2003 Approximation
- S09E05 - The Perspiration Implementation
- S09E06 - The Helium Insufficiency
- S09E07 - The Spock Resonance
- S09E08 - The Mystery Date Observation
- S09E09 - The Platonic Permutation
- S09E10 - The Earworm Reverberation
- S09E11 - The Opening Night Excitation
- S09E12 - The Sales Call Sublimation
- S09E13 - The Empathy Optimization
- S09E14 - The Meemaw Materialization
- S09E15 - The Valentino Submergence
- S09E16 - The Positive Negative Reaction
- S09E17 - The Celebration Experimentation
- S09E18 - The Application Deterioration
- S09E19 - The Solder Excursion Diversion
- S09E20 - The Big Bear Precipitation
- S09E21 - The Viewing Party Combustion
- S09E22 - The Fermentation Bifurcation
- S09E23 - The Line Substitution Solution
- S09E24 - The Convergence Convergence
Season 10
- S10E01 - The Conjugal Conjecture
- S10E02 - The Military Miniaturization
- S10E03 - The Dependence Transcendence
- S10E04 - The Cohabitation Experimentation
- S10E05 - The Hot Tub Contamination
- S10E06 - The Fetal Kick Catalyst
- S10E07 - The Veracity Elasticity
- S10E08 - The Brain Bowl Incubation
- S10E09 - The Geology Elevation
- S10E10 - The Property Division Collision
- S10E11 - The Birthday Synchronicity
- S10E12 - The Holiday Summation
- S10E13 - The Romance Recalibration
- S10E14 - The Emotion Detection Automation
- S10E15 - The Locomotion Reverberation
- S10E16 - The Allowance Evaporation
- S10E17 - The Comic-Con Conundrum
- S10E18 - The Escape Hatch Identification
- S10E19 - The Collaboration Fluctuation
- S10E20 - The Recollection Dissipation
- S10E21 - The Separation Agitation
- S10E22 - The Cognition Regeneration
- S10E23 - The Gyroscopic Collapse
- S10E24 - The Long Distance Dissonance
Season 11
- S11E01 - The Proposal Proposal
- S11E02 - The Retraction Reaction
- S11E03 - The Relaxation Integration
- S11E04 - The Explosion Implosion
- S11E05 - The Collaboration Contamination
- S11E06 - The Proton Regeneration
- S11E07 - The Geology Methodology
- S11E08 - The Tesla Recoil
- S11E09 - The Bitcoin Entanglement
- S11E10 - The Confidence Erosion
- S11E11 - The Celebration Reverberation
- S11E12 - The Matrimonial Metric
- S11E13 - The Solo Oscillation
- S11E14 - The Separation Triangulation
- S11E15 - The Novelization Correlation
- S11E16 - The Neonatal Nomenclature
- S11E17 - The Athenaeum Allocation
- S11E18 - The Gates Excitation
- S11E19 - The Tenant Disassociation
- S11E20 - The Reclusive Potential
- S11E21 - The Comet Polarization
- S11E22 - The Monetary Insufficiency
- S11E23 - The Sibling Realignment
- S11E24 - The Bow Tie Asymmetry
Season 12
- S12E01 - The Conjugal Configuration
- S12E02 - The Wedding Gift Wormhole
- S12E03 - The Procreation Calculation
- S12E04 - The Tam Turbulence
- S12E05 - The Planetarium Collision
- S12E06 - The Imitation Perturbation
- S12E07 - The Grant Allocation Derivation
- S12E08 - The Consummation Deviation
- S12E09 - The Citation Negation
- S12E10 - The VCR Illumination
- S12E11 - The Paintball Scattering
- S12E12 - The Propagation Proposition
- S12E13 - The Confirmation Polarization
- S12E14 - The Meteorite Manifestation
- S12E15 - The Donation Oscillation
- S12E16 - The D&D Vortex
- S12E17 - The Conference Valuation
- S12E18 - The Laureate Accumulation
- S12E19 - The Inspiration Deprivation
- S12E20 - The Decision Reverberation
- S12E21 - The Plagiarism Schism
- S12E22 - The Maternal Conclusion
- S12E23 - The Change Constant
- S12E24 - The Stockholm Syndrome