S09E01 - The Matrimonial Momentum

No: 184  |  Season: 9   Episode: 1  |  Air Date: 2015-09-21  |  Runtime: mins

We are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms travelled 14 billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.

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Summary

Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman as they prepare to get married in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, Sheldon doesn't know what to do after Amy pushes pause on their relationship.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Chuck Lorre & Jim Reynolds & Maria Ferrari / Teleplay by: Steven Molaro & Steve Holland & Eric Kaplan

Script

Script: S09E01 - The Matrimonial Momentum

Quotes

Leonard: Finally, there's a Mrs. Hofstadter who isn't disappointed in me.

Mary Cooper: Don't send it back yet. Your sister's married and I'm not letting your brother give my grandmother's ring to that whore he's dating.
Sheldon: Wasn't Mary Magdelene a woman of ill repute?
Mary Cooper: When your idiot brother redeems mankind he can date whoever he wants.

Sheldon: Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Penny: So what package were you thinking?
Leonard: Well this one comes with music and flowers. Oh, and they even stream the whole thing live on the internet.
Penny: Why would we want that?
Leonard: Cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don't believe they can land a short, near-sighted scientist? Let's give them hope.
Penny: Whatever. Put us on the internet. I've always wanted a wedding with a comments section.

Sheldon: You know what, Amy? I don't understand. Are we broken up or not? It's like you can't make up your mind.
Amy: It's because you're not giving me any space to think.
Sheldon: Well, you should think fast because men can sire offspring their entire lives, but those eggs you're toting around have a sell-by date.

Bernadette: Aw, that was beautiful.
Howard: Yeah, I mean not like our wedding, beautiful.
Bernadette: No, we totally won.

Leonard: Penny, we are made of particles that existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms travelled 14 billion years through time and space to create us so that we could be together and make each other whole.

Mary Cooper: You want to tell me what happened?
Sheldon: Are you going to say it's all part of God's plan?
Mary Cooper: Good chance.
Sheldon: Then, no thank you.

Sheldon: (on Madame Curie) She was kind of an honorary man. She had a penis made of science.

Sheldon: We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing.

Notes and Trivia

Title Reference: The title refers to how Leonard and Penny's marriage affects the whole gang.

Goofs

None

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