S12E01 - The Conjugal Configuration

No: 256  |  Season: 12   Episode: 1  |  Air Date: 2018-09-24  |  Runtime: mins

Summary

After their wedding, Amy and Sheldon go on their honeymoon.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Chuck Lorre & Eric Kaplan & Tara Hernandez / Teleplay by: Steve Holland & Maria Ferrari & Jeremy Howe

Script

Script: S12E01 - The Conjugal Configuration

Quotes

Sheldon: Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress. Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap.

Amy: Make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.
Sheldon: Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?
Amy: Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.
Sheldon: Come with me.
Amy: Where are we going?
Sheldon: To the hotel room. And when we get there, I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.

Sheldon: (With a big cute smile on his face)
Sheldon: Good morning, wife.
Amy: (She wakes up and smiles) Good morning, husband. I can't believe we're actually married.
Sheldon: It's official. According to tradition, we should hang the bed sheets outside so the villagers can see that we consummated.
Amy: (as Sheldon gets out of bed) I don't think that's appropriate considering where we're starting our honeymoon.
Sheldon: Well, I supposed you're right.
(He then opens the curtain in the hotel room to show the main entrance to Legoland California)

Neil deGrasse Tyson: That was fun. Let's see who else needs a deGrasse kickin'.

Notes and Trivia

Title reference: Sheldon and Amy need to find a new way to deal with Sheldon's schedules in order to make their marriage work.

Goofs

None

Cast

Johnny GaleckiLeonard Hofstadter
Jim ParsonsSheldon Cooper
Kaley CuocoPenny Hofstadter
Simon HelbergHoward Wolowitz
Kunal NayyarRaj Koothrappali
Mayim BialikAmy Farrah Fowler
Melissa RauchBernadette Rostenkowski
Kathy BatesMrs. Fowler
Neil deGrasse TysonNeil deGrasse Tyson
Bill NyeBill Nye
TellerLarry Fowler
Ciara ReneeSunny Morrow
Giovanni BejaranoBellman
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