S12E01 - The Conjugal Configuration

No: 256  |  Season: 12   Episode: 1  |  Air Date: 2018-09-24  |  Runtime: mins

Mrs. Fowler: What kind of husband would... Leonard: If you let him talk, maybe you'll find out. Mr. Fowler: (Shrugs)

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Summary

After their wedding, Amy and Sheldon go on their honeymoon.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Chuck Lorre & Eric Kaplan & Tara Hernandez / Teleplay by: Steve Holland & Maria Ferrari & Jeremy Howe

Script

Script: S12E01 - The Conjugal Configuration

Quotes

Sheldon: Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress. Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap.

Amy: Make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.
Sheldon: Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?
Amy: Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.
Sheldon: Come with me.
Amy: Where are we going?
Sheldon: To the hotel room. And when we get there, I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.

Sheldon: (With a big cute smile on his face)
Sheldon: Good morning, wife.
Amy: (She wakes up and smiles) Good morning, husband. I can't believe we're actually married.
Sheldon: It's official. According to tradition, we should hang the bed sheets outside so the villagers can see that we consummated.
Amy: (as Sheldon gets out of bed) I don't think that's appropriate considering where we're starting our honeymoon.
Sheldon: Well, I supposed you're right.
(He then opens the curtain in the hotel room to show the main entrance to Legoland California)

Neil deGrasse Tyson: That was fun. Let's see who else needs a deGrasse kickin'.

Notes and Trivia

Title reference: Sheldon and Amy need to find a new way to deal with Sheldon's schedules in order to make their marriage work.

Goofs

None

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