Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: Sheldon knows football?
Leonard: Apparently.
Howard: I mean Quidditch, sure. But football?
Leonard: Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
Sheldon: I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
Leonard: Unbelievable.
Sheldon: If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.
Leonard: So you could teach me?
Sheldon: Football or chicken fried meats?
Leonard: Football! I'm going to Penny's on Saturday to watch a game with her friends, and I don't want to look like an idiot. I want to blend in.
Sheldon: If you want to blend in with Penny's friends, I think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage.
Quote from S03E06 - The Cornhusker Vortex