Big Bang Theory Quote

Raj: (sneezes as he reaches the lunch table)
Sheldon: (stops Raj from sitting down) Hold!
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Explain your sneeze.
Raj: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Do you have allergies?
Raj: No
Sheldon: Is there too much pepper on your salad?
Raj: I don't put pepper on salad.
Sheldon: I heard enough.
(Motions to the table behind him)
Sheldon: Sit over there.
Raj: Come on, I don't want to sit by myself.
Sheldon: That's what Typhoid Mary said and clearly, her friends buckled.
Raj: (to Leonard and Howard) Guys, help me.
Howard: Sheldon, come on.
Leonard: Yeah, it's just one sneeze.
(Raj sneezes again)
Leonard: You're on your own.
Howard: See you, buddy.

Quote from S03E21 - The Plimpton Stimulation


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