Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: (learning Leonard slept with Raj's sister Priya) I would never do that. Unlike him, I respect you.
Leonard: (skeptically) Really. Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?
Raj: (in outrage/disgust) Dude, I put that thing on my face!
Quote from S04E06 - The Irish Pub Formulation