Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: (Describing the fake alibi he has invented for Leonard) You met her at Pasadena's most popular Irish watering hole, Lucky Baldwin's, where Maggie spends her nights tending bar, with a head full of curls and heart full of dreams.
(Hands Leonard a bar napkin)
Leonard: (Reading handwriting on napkin) "Leonard, call me if you're interested in *coitus.* Sincerely, Maggie Mcgarry."
Sheldon: And if anyone were to actually call that number, they will hear this.
(plays recording)
Female text-to-speech electronic voice: Top of the morning to you. You've reached Maggie McGarry. Leave a message at the wee little beep.
Quote from S04E06 - The Irish Pub Formulation