Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: (on cellphone) Ma, ma, calm dow- listen to me! I know it says click with the mouse, but on a laptop the trackpad is the mouse. Now put your finger on it.
Howard: Doesn't matter which finger.
Howard: Good choice. Now move it down to your e-mail icon.
Howard: The little envelope.
Howard: What do you mean what does it look like? It looks like an envelope!
Howard: Fine, you don't like the computer, don't use it!
Howard: Sure. We can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye.
Raj: That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?
Sheldon: I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged. But, if we made an example of one or two it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Quote from S04E12 - The Bus Pants Utilization


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