Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: Hey, if you guys need a fourth, I'll play.
Leonard: Great idea.
Sheldon: No. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion and a rather sucky one at that.
Penny: Why?
Sheldon: Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: Oh, what, what, what?
Sheldon: This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate back story.
Penny: (explosion) Oh, cool! Whose head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: Mine.
Penny: Okay, I got this. Lock and load, boys!
Leonard: It's the only way we can play teams.
Sheldon: Yes, but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to
(explosion)
Sheldon: mention the fact that...
Penny: Ha Ha! There goes your head again.
Sheldon: Okay, that's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just respawned. You need to give them a
(explosion)
Sheldon: chance... now, c'mon.
(minutes later)
Sheldon: Raj, Raj, she's got me cornered. Cover me.
Penny: Cover this suckers.
(laughs)
Leonard: Penny, you are on fire.
Penny: Yes, so is Sheldon.
(laughs)
Sheldon: Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating. No-one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
(walks away)
Penny: Wait, wait. Sheldon. Come back, you forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade.
(explosion)
Penny: (laughs) Look! It's raining you.
Sheldon: You laugh now. You just wait until you need tech support.
Quote from S01E07 - The Dumpling Paradox