Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Good morning, Amy.
Amy: It most assuredly is not.
Sheldon: Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea, and shame?
Amy: Yes. I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage. What happened last night?
Sheldon: Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
Amy: Sheldon.
Sheldon: All right. Last night, you gave me some excellent advice regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me, and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes, following which you passed out on your bathroom floor. I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow, set your oven clock to the correct time because it was driving me crazy, and I left.
Amy: Okay... I don't really know where we go from here.
Sheldon: I suggest we treat our relationship as if it were a crashed computer and restore it to the last point we both agree it worked.
Quote from S04E21 - The Agreement Dissection