Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? A hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.
Penny: Monkeys!
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
(Penny and Raj laugh)
Sheldon: All right. It would appear as if alcohol is playing keep-away with your intelligence.
Quote from S04E24 - The Roommate Transmogrification