Big Bang Theory Quote
Sandy: (in a TV commercial) Ready to ride?
Penny: I don't think so, Mom. Not today.
Sandy: Oh, sweetie, hemorrhoids acting up again?
Penny: You don't know the half of it.
Sandy: Oh, yes, I do. Try a dab of this.
Penny: (reading the tube) 'Rose scented preparation H for women'?
Sandy: Now the 'H' is for 'her'!
Leonard: (watching the commercial) I'm proud of you.
Penny: Shh! Here comes my joke.
Sandy: (in the commercial, both are now riding) How are you doing?
Penny: Sittin' pretty.
Quote from S05E01 - The Skank Reflex Analysis