Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: NASA doesn't have a shuttle anymore. How are you gonna get up there?
Howard: Oh, it's really cool. You fly to Moscow, they take you to Kazakhstan. Then you get in a Russian Soyuz rocket which shoots you into a low earth orbit. Or it just sits on the launch pad because the Kazakhi mafia sold the rocket fuel on the black market, heh.
Bernadette: Are those Russian rockets safe?
Howard: Safe as it can be when it was built by the folks who brought you Chernobyl.
Quote from S05E05 - The Russian Rocket Reaction