Big Bang Theory Quote
Wil Wheaton: This is for you.
Sheldon: An original mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure.
Wil Wheaton: I remembered your story about how you went to a convention when you were a kid to get one signed and I didn't show up. Look at what I wrote.
Sheldon: (reads) "To Sheldon. Sorry this took so long. Your friend, Wil Wheaton."
Wil Wheaton: It's my last one and I want you to have it.
Sheldon: (holds up action figure) Look, everyone! Wil Wheaton is my friend!
(He gives Wil a hug; Brent Spiner enters and grabs the figure)
Brent Spiner: Oh, wow. I haven't seen one of these in years.
(Rips open the box)
Brent Spiner: Remember how we used to make these things look like they were masturbating?
Sheldon: Brent Spiner, what have you done? That was an original mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure signed by my close personal friend Wil Wheaton!
Brent Spiner: I'm sorry, slim. I have some Mr. Data dolls in the truck of my car. Do you want me to sign one for you?
Sheldon: You already signed something Brent Spiner... your name on my list. From this moment on, you are my mortal enemy!
Wil Wheaton: Don't worry, it doesn't take up a whole lot of your time.
Quote from S05E05 - The Russian Rocket Reaction