Big Bang Theory Quote
Mrs. Wolowitz: Sheldon! I need your help!
Sheldon: What is it now, Mrs. Wolowitz?
Mrs. Wolowitz: It's this dress! When I put my front in, my back pops out! When I put my back in, my front pops out! It's like trying to keep two dogs in a bathtub.
Sheldon: What do you want me to do?
Mrs. Wolowitz: We're gonna have to work as a team! Get in here, grab a handful and start stuffing!
Sheldon: I'm not sure how to do this.
Mrs. Wolowitz: It's easy. Just pretend you're puttin' away a sleeping bag.
Sheldon: Sleeping bags don't usually sweat this much, but okay.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Now zip me up.
Sheldon: Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.
Mrs. Wolowitz: You're right. Who am I kidding? You shoulda seen me when I was young, Sheldon. The fellas used to line up and bring me boxes of candy. Why did I eat it all?
Quote from S05E21 - The Hawking Excitation