Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: We have the where and the when, but we still need to figure out who's going to do the ceremony.
Penny: That's easy. Anyone can go online and get ordained as a minister. I know a piercing parlor where for a hundred bucks they'll marry you and stick a wedding ring through any body part you want.
Howard: Great. Well, who's it gonna be?
Sheldon: I'll do it. Provided I can perform the ceremony in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
Quote from S05E24 - The Countdown Reflection