Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: (Amy, Bernadette, and Penny enter the comic store the guys often go to, and every male stops what they're doing and stares at them in shock)
(Obviously uncomfortable)
Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in.
(Then starts walking around, moving her hair from over her ear, then says the next line as if she were a 1940s girl talking to sailors)
Amy: Hello boys.
Stuart: (Comes out of the back room and sees the girls) Oh, hey.
(Then notices all the guys looking at them)
Stuart: Would you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings.
Penny: Hey Stuart.
Stuart: Well, what brings you girls here?
Bernadette: We were looking for a recommendation about comic books.
Stuart: Oh, well, I recommend you don't open a store and sell them.
Penny: No, we were wondering why the guys like the stuff so much, so we thought we'd give it a try.
Stuart: (as he speaks the next line, some of the customers start looking at the girls again) Oh ok, well what do you think you might be in to? Superheroes? Fantasy? Graphic novels? Manga?
(Turns on the others without taking a breath)
Stuart: I swear I will turn a hose on you!
(They scatter)
Bernadette: What kind of comics do the guys like?
Stuart: Um, a little bit of everything. Mostly superhero stuff.
Amy: Alright, well who's the best superhero?
Stuart: (Frantically) Shhhh! You can't ask a question like that in here? Are you trying to start a rumble?
Penny: Well, what do you recommend?
Stuart: Oh, well um, you got your basic clean-cut good guys, like Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America, then you got your darker "anti-heroes", like Batman, Wolverine, Punisher.
Amy: Oooo, I do love a bad boy.
Penny: (Matter-of-factly) As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters.
Stuart: (Presenting a comic) If I were you, I'd go for Fables #1. The artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written, and it doesn't objectify or stereotype women.
Penny: (Distracted by another comic) Oooo, Thor! He's hot!
Stuart: Yeah, he kind of is.
Quote from S06E13 - The Bakersfield Expedition