Big Bang Theory Quote

Leonard: Hey, will you steam my uniform next?
Sheldon: Yeah, uh, interesting. Do you recall this conversation? "Leonard, want to go halvesies on a steamer?" "No, Sheldon we don't need a steamer." Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost.
Penny: (Comes in) Hi, here are the makeup sponges you asked for.
Leonard: Oh, thanks. I thought I had more.
Penny: (Looks in his makeup case, which he had just opened) Damn, you've got more makeup than I do. You got better makeup than I do.
(Takes something)
Penny: Yeah, I'm borrowing this.
Leonard: (Gently takes it back from her) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.
Sheldon: That's a wise policy. I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest, got a terrible case of pinkeye. Yeah, but luckily I was going as a zombie; I won second place.
Penny: I feel like you guys just went to Comic-Con.
Leonard: That was San Diego Comic-Con; this is Bakersfield Comic-Con.
Penny: Is that better?
Leonard: Mm, it's a lot smaller. It's more about the comics books, the way these conventions used to be before they went all Hollywood.
Sheldon: So to answer your question, no, it's not better.
Penny: Well then why are you going?
Sheldon: It's a comic book convention. Like pizza or particle accelerators even the stinky ones, still pretty good.

Quote from S06E13 - The Bakersfield Expedition


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