Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: Oh dear! Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Answer honestly; this is not a trial. That'll come later.
Penny: Absolutely not.
(quietly to Leonard)
Penny: Help me out here; I can't afford another demerit.
Leonard: Uh, maybe we were hacked. You know, the Chinese have been hacking everything lately.
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?
Leonard: I don't know... It's a fat guy on a Segway; that's funny everywhere.
Sheldon: I'm deleting it.
Penny: Well, hang on! Maybe the Chinese haven't finished watching it yet.

Quote from S06E21 - The Closure Alternative


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