Big Bang Theory Quote

Amy: Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon: Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Amy: And now?
Sheldon: And now what?
Amy: Do you have any interest now?
Sheldon: I've not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow, talk dirty to me.
Sheldon: I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
Amy: I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
Sheldon: I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
Amy: (Amy laughs slightly) Come on. Let's go back out there.
Sheldon: No, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
Amy: O.K.
Sheldon: I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
(Rolls dice)
Sheldon: It comes off.
Amy: Oh!
Sheldon: What do you do?
Amy: I... kiss you on the lips?
Sheldon: I kiss you back on the...
(Rolls dice)
Sheldon: ... lips as well. Your turn.
Amy: I remove your armor. What do you do?
Sheldon: I erotically caress your...
(Rolls dice)
Sheldon: ... nose.
Amy: Keep rolling!

Quote from S06E23 - The Love Spell Potential


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