Big Bang Theory Quote
Dmitri: (Dmitri takes a quick gander at the equation, then rings in like it's nothing) The answer is minus eight pi alpha.
Sheldon: (to Dr. Gablehauser) Hang on, hang on a second, that is not our answer!
(to Dmitri)
Sheldon: What are you doing?
Dmitri: (Wearily) Answering question; winning physics bowl.
Sheldon: How do *you* know anything about physics?
Dmitri: Here I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist; Leningrad Polytechnica - Go Polar Bears.
Sheldon: That's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you kept quiet while I answered all the questions.
Dmitri: (Defiantly, without looking at him) You didn't answer question.
Sheldon: (Hissing) Listen you! You may have democracy now in your beloved Russia, but on this physics bowl team, I rule with an iron fist!
(Holds up his wrist-braced right arm with his hand clenched, then winces)
Sheldon: Owwww!
Quote from S01E13 - The Bat Jar Conjecture