Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: The math is all there; it's not real
Penny: Yes, it is!
Sheldon: Yeah, uh, look. It is scientifically impossible for a person tip a cow. Even you with your stocky build and lumberjack shoulders, you couldn't do it.
Raj: It's horrible. Why would you push a cow over? They're sacred.
Penny: Oh, stop it. I've seen you eat a million hamburgers.
Raj: Hey, an animal can be both sacred and delicious.
Penny: I'm telling you I've done it, okay? I clearly remember the cow standing up and then the cow on its side.
Leonard: Were you drunk?
Penny: I was sixteen in Nebraska, what do you think?
Leonard: I think you're the one who fell over.
Penny: That would explain why the sky was also on its side.
Quote from S07E09 - The Thanksgiving Decoupling