Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: (Penny is about to give Sheldon a haircut) Are you sure you want to do this?
Sheldon: The magazine article suggests that one of the ways to get over a breakup is a new look.
Leonard: What about your old look? Well groomed ventriloquist doll.
Penny: (moving Sheldon's arm as if he's a ventriloquist's dummy) Oh, my God. I do look like that!
Sheldon: Oh, stop it!
Penny: So how do you want me to cut it?
Sheldon: Oh, how 'bout Bill Gates meets Nikola Tesla?
Leonard: So, business in the front, science in the back!
Quote from S07E20 - The Relationship Diremption