Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: I need to start making some smart decisions.
Leonard: With your career?
Penny: With my life.
Leonard: Like what?
Penny: I don't know.
(pause)
Penny: We could get married.
Leonard: Come on, be serious.
Penny: I am.
Leonard: Why? Because I'm a smart decision?
Penny: Well, yeah.
Leonard: So I'm like a bran muffin.
Penny: Well, no. That's not what I'm saying.
Leonard: No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.
Penny: What does it matter? The point is I'm choosing you.
Leonard: Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a Cinnabon, you know? A strawberry Pop Tart. Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes.
Penny: Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.
Leonard: No, no, no. It's too late. I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon.
Quote from S07E23 - The Gorilla Dissolution