Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: I don't have any experience in sales... unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school, but you already made me take that off my resume.
Bernadette: This job is a lot like being a waitress. Except instead of pushing the fish tacos because they're about to go bad, you'll be pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.
Penny: They do?
Bernadette: Maybe. Like our lawyers say, "The world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed."

Quote from S08E01 - The Locomotion Interruption


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