Big Bang Theory Quote

Dr. Lorvis: I don't like to brag, but you see, I'm kinda the doctor to the stars' urinary tracts
Howard, Raj, Sheldon, Leonard: Wow.
Dr. Lorvis: You want to see James Cameron's kidney stone?
(shows them his keychain)
Howard, Raj, Sheldon, Leonard: Oooo.
Dr. Lorvis: He was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator.
Leonard: That is amazing. How long have you been collecting?
Dr. Lorvis: Ever since I was a kid, but I didn't really get serious until William Shatner's bladder infection.
Sheldon: What'd you get? What'd you get?
Dr. Lorvis: Well, he said it was a Tribble. It could be a toup?e, but either way it's pretty cool.

Quote from S08E07 - The Misinterpretation Agitation


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