Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: We're in a hospital right now.
Penny: Why? Is Leonard okay?
Howard: Leonard's fine. I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way.
Penny: Okay, I don't need your attitude. Listen, just hold him there a little longer.
Howard: Look, I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.
Penny: Okay. How about this? You keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.
(Howard remains silent, unsure what he just heard)
Howard: Don't toy with me, woman.
Penny: I got a hot former fat girl with no self esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.
Howard: Thy will be done.
(Howard hangs up and pulls the peanut-filled granola bar out of his back pocket)
Howard: (to his groin) I'm doing this for you, little buddy.
Quote from S01E16 - The Peanut Reaction