Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: Why are marine biologists always so cute?
Raj: I don't know, but I'd like to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.
Leonard: That's not helpful.
Howard: Then I won't say I'd like to cover three quarters of her surface area.
Leonard: Are you done?
Raj: Not yet, this is fun! Ooh, I know... I'd let her free my Willy.
(Leonard gets up)
Raj: Where are you going?
Leonard: Going to ask her if she'd be willing to talk to Penny. Tell her she has nothing to worry about.
Howard: Leonard wait.
Leonard: What?
Howard: I'd like to spongebob her squarepants.
Raj: Now we are done.

Quote from S09E02 - The Separation Oscillation


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