Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: What's that ring box?
Sheldon: Oh, that is an engagement ring, that I was going to give my girlfriend Amy.
Penny: What?
Leonard: You bought her a ring?
Sheldon: No, no, no, this has been in my family for generations. No, except for a short time when Comanches cut off my great-great-great grandmother's finger and stole it.
Leonard: Sheldon, that's awful.
Sheldon: No, the Texas Rangers tracked them down to their village and slaughtered every last one of them. It was a happy ending... Well, for my nine-fingered nana.
Penny: Okay, back to the ring. Does Amy even know about this?
Sheldon: No, she broke up with me before I could broach the subject.

Quote from S09E07 - The Spock Resonance


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