Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: Gentlemen.
Leonard, Raj, Howard: (muttter) Hello.
Sheldon: If any of you are looking for something to to on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever *live* episode of Fun with Flags. You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair between wind and flapping fabric.
Sheldon: Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time no.
Howard: Sorry. Bernie and I are breaking in the new hot tub, if you know what I mean.
Sheldon: Not a clue. Raj?
Raj: Spending Valentine's Day with Emily.
Leonard: Don't sound very excited about it.
Raj: Oh, I am, I am. I gue- I guess I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other.
Howard: Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?
Raj: You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? Who can say?
Howard: You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever; why don't you just do it already?
Leonard: Just get it over with.
Raj: You say it like it's easy. Have any one of you ever broken up with anyone?
(long pause)
Howard: No.
Leonard: Not really.
Sheldon: Yeah, uh, once I ordered an Uber by accident; I just got in and went somewhere.

Quote from S09E15 - The Valentino Submergence


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