Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: Hey, are you still hanging out with Bernadette tonight?
Sheldon: Yes, and we're going to prove that we don't need alcohol to enjoy ourselves.
Penny: Oh, good for you.
Sheldon: Or caffeine, tobacco, sushi, soft cheese, processed meat and jacuzzis, which can all be harmful to an unborn baby.
Penny: No Reddy-baked ham in a hot tub; got it.
Sheldon: Oh, and no bubble baths either; they can increase the chance of a urinary trach infection.
Sheldon: OK, have fun.
Leonard: On, and no swordfish, king mackerel, shark or tilefish as they're all high in mercury.
Sheldon: We're leaving now.
Sheldon: Oh, and no contact with guinea pigs or hamsters or their droppings. No-no cat-litter boxes. No paint fumes.
Penny: OK, we're leaving, lovey, bye!
(Leonard and Penny leave the apartment)
Sheldon: Boy, do I love restrictions.
Quote from S09E22 - The Fermentation Bifurcation