Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: Hey, have you ever heard of a Van Nuys Comicon?
Leonard: Yeah, it's a dinky little convention where they sell collectibles and get D-list celebrities to appear, why?
Penny: I got asked to sign autographs there.
Leonard: That's awesome! It- is this for Serial Apeist?
Penny: Well, it could be for the monkey movie; it could be my haemorrhoid commercial; the list does not go on.
Leonard: When is it?
Penny: It doesn't matter; I'm not doing it.
Leonard: What? Why not?
Penny: You just said yourself it's sad.
Leonard: Yeah, but it's not pathetic; that's where I draw the line. Come on, we'll have fun...
Penny: I don't know.
Leonard: Y-y-you'll have nerds fawning all over you; if you don't love that, this marriage is in trouble .
Penny: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to meet some fans and make a little extra money.
Leonard: WOW! An appearance by George Lucas... 's dermatologist. Uh, I want that autograph.
Penny: Oh, yeah.

Quote from S10E06 - The Fetal Kick Catalyst


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