Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: What's so unusual about me having a date?
Sheldon: Statistically speaking...
Leonard: All right, all right. Nevertheless, I have one now and I'd appreciate it if you would, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon: I'm a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurely measured by normal tests. How much scarcer could I be?
Leonard: You know what I mean. Could you just give us a little privacy?
Sheldon: You want me to leave the apartment?.. You mean, just go someplace else and be... someplace else?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Why should I leave? This is my apartment, too.
Leonard: I know, and if science ever discovers a second member of your species and you two would like some privacy, I'd be more than happy to get out of your way.
Sheldon: Well, all right then.
Quote from S02E02 - The Codpiece Topology