Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: OK. I'm zeroing out the electro-osmotic flow rate in the micro-fluidic channel.
Leonard: Nicely done, Howard.
Howard: Well, my wife is four foot ten and sexually satisfied, so clearly I know my way around tiny things.
Leonard: Good for you. On the cutting edge of new technology and still making inappropriate comments about the mother of your child...
Howard: And those are just the things I say out loud.
Sheldon: Gentlemen, we need to stop immediately.
Howard: What's wrong?
Sheldon: I've been looking at the math, and I think we can make the device between eight and ten percent smaller.
Sheldon: That's great, but the Air Force approved the specs; we're good to go.
Howard: Yeah, it doesn't need to be smaller.
Sheldon: Shame on you! Where would we be if poodle breeders had that attitude? I'll tell you: we would have the standard and miniature poodle, but no toy or teacup. Which, by the way, is not an official breed, but that's just poodle politics.
Leonard: Can we please stop talking about poodles!
Sheldon: Fine. Candy bars! Now, do you enjoy a fun size? I know you do.
Howard: Sheldon, we don't need to make this smaller and your work is done. Go home.
Sheldon: I don't want to go home.
Leonard: Fine. Go for little walk.
Sheldon: Then what?
Leonard: Just keep walking.
Quote from S10E15 - The Locomotion Reverberation
