Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: (wants Sheldon to leave because he has a date) Nevertheless I have one now, and I'd appreciate it if you'd, you know, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon: Leonard, I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately be measured by normal tests. How much scarcer could I be?
Quote from S02E02 - The Codpiece Topology