Big Bang Theory Quote

Leonard: (offering Penny a cake) Surprise!
Penny: Oh, crap. Is it our anniversary?
Leonard: No. Wait.
(thinking for a moment)
Leonard: No.
Penny: No. All right, so what are we celebrating?
Leonard: Well, you know, Bernadette and Howard are pregnant again, and Amy and Sheldon are getting married. I didn't want you to feel left out.
Penny: Oh. Left out? Well, Bernadette has to grow a baby inside of her, and Amy has to marry one. My life is great.
Leonard: So do you not want the cake?
Penny: (he moves to take it back) Try and take it away, see what happens.
Leonard: (pulling his phone out of his pocket and checking it) Oh, crap. It is our anniversary.
Penny: (through a mouthful of cake) Happy anniversary!

Quote from S11E01 - The Proposal Proposal


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