Big Bang Theory Quote

Raj: Okay, fine. I'm not great at casual relationships, and I don't want to scare her off.
Penny: All right, just give her some space, all right? Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail.
Raj: That's crazy. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her?
Penny: All right, when do you see her next?
Raj: Uh, we're having dinner tonight.
Penny: Okay. Put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork.
Raj: What's the rubber band for?
Penny: To slow the bleeding.

Quote from S11E07 - The Geology Methodology


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