Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: So, let me get this straight. You are the president of the tenants' association?
Sheldon: President, only member, and harshest critic. I once gave myself an official reprimand for conducting a meeting in the shower. The steam warped my gavel.
Penny: Okay, so when I got a fine for leaving my clothes in the dryer for too long, that was from you?
Sheldon: $14.99. The exact price of a new gavel.
Leonard: And the noise complaint we got for singing you "Happy Birthday"?
Sheldon: As a friend, I was touched. As a representative of the building, I thought that you should pick a key and stick with it.
Quote from S11E19 - The Tenant Disassociation