Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: (they play videogame) What are you doing?
Sheldon: The light is red so I came to a stop.
Leonard: You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. You don't have to obey traffic laws. I know I don't have to. The fun is choosing to.
Howard: (he and Raj come in) Hey. Missed you guys at the faculty mixer.
Raj: Ah, you should have been there, dessert was bananas. Sorry, that was misleading. The dessert was pie, but the pie was bananas. Actually, the pie was cherry, but the taste of the pie was... bananas.
Sheldon: Those mixers are such a waste of university money. If they spent less money on frivolous nonsense and more money on science, we'd all be better off.
Howard: You're a theoretical physicist. What more do you need than an office and a whiteboard?
Sheldon: Someday, my new formulas on entropy decrease due to quantum decoherence will need to be tested and that will require funding.
Leonard: Your theories are pretty abstract. I wouldn't even know how to design an experiment to prove them.
Sheldon: Says the experimental physicist!.. Well, I know a place the university can make some cuts. Bye, Leonard.
Raj: One second, one second. He's got a point. In order to corroborate your string theory research, you'd have to create a black hole. Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?
Sheldon: Perhaps, but we'd all go to the grave knowing I was right.
Leonard: I guess you could create a contained microscopic black hole.
Sheldon: Huh. Interesting. Welcome back, Leonard!
(to Raj)
Sheldon: Sorry, you're out.
Raj: What did I do?
Sheldon: Exactly!
Quote from S11E22 - The Monetary Insufficiency