Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: I'm having a problem in my marriage. I've upset my wife and I don't know how to make it right.
Arthur Jeffries: And ya-and you're coming to me for advice? I-I upset my wife every time I woke up in the morning.
Sheldon: I'm not coming to you. You're just a manifestation of my subconscious. I mean I'm actually coming to me.
Arthur Jeffries: So you know everything I'm going to say.
Sheldon: Yes, but it sounds wiser from you because you're old and glowing.
Arthur Jeffries: Fine. Rule number one in a marriage - Don't go to bed angry.
Sheldon: That makes sense.
Arthur Jeffries: Rule number two in a marriage - If you don't recognize the shoes under your bed, they're not your shoes.
Sheldon: Because they're her shoes?
Arthur Jeffries: Ne-never mind. Just, just go with rule number one.
Quote from S12E05 - The Planetarium Collision