Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: Okay, Raj, hand me the number six Torx screwdriver.
Sheldon: Stop! We can't do this; it's not right.
Raj: Sheldon, you have two choices; either you let him put a bigger hard drive in the TiVo, or you delete stuff before we go out of town.
Sheldon: But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty. The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer; he offers to stand by his equipment, and we in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware. This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.
Leonard: Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive; we'll just erase the first season of 'Battlestar'.
Sheldon: (Tears off orange seal) There, we're outlaws.

Quote from S02E17 - The Terminator Decoupling


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