Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: (sitting in the bar) I'm not sitting here with a guy drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.
Raj: Fine. I'll have a Chocolate martini.
Howard: Wrong, again.
Raj: Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless I'm lit up like the Hindu festival of Devali.
Howard: Look, there are plenty of bars in Los Angeles where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.
Raj: Gotcha. I'll have a Brandy Alexander.

Quote from S02E20 - The Hofstadter Isotope


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