Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: It was the only way to make him happy.
Penny: Why did you have to make him happy?
Leonard: Because when he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan! We were going to throw his Kindle outside and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death.
Sheldon: That seems like a bit of an overreaction!
Leonard: No. The overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled dog teams and yell "mush!"
Quote from S03E01 - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation