S05E03 - The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

No: 90 | Season: 5 Episode: 3 | Air Date: 2011-09-29 | Runtime: mins

Bernadette: Does your mother always cut your meat for you? Howard: Only when it's fatty. Well, don't be jealous, babe. Someday you'll get to cut it for me.

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Summary

Leonard accompanies Amy to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mother after they get married.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Chuck Lorre & Eric Kaplan & Jim Reynolds / Teleplay by: Bill Prady & Steven Molaro & Dave Goetsch

Script

Script: S05E03 - The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Quotes

Amy: Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. And you're not holding up your end of the evening.
Leonard: I'm sorry. The wedding just reminds me of my kind of-sort of-girlfriend 9000 miles away.
Amy: I have a kind-of sort-of boyfriend who's playing with a model train right now, you don't hear me bitching about it.

Amy: Would you like to dance?
Leonard: No, thank you, I'm not really much of a dancer.
Amy: You're not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist either.

Mrs. Wolowitz: I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out! We don't need bugs!
Howard: The bugs only come here, because YOU'RE THEIR QUEEN!

Penny: (about Leonard) So handsome! Like James Bond.
Sheldon: Better than James Bond, because he's tinier.

Howard: Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend?
Mrs. Wolowitz: Hey, if she's willing to give the milk away for free, who am I to say no?

Leonard: (sarcastically) You sound like you had a great night.
Sheldon: I did! How was yours?
Leonard: Not bad. I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would.
Sheldon: What exactly do you mean by that?
Leonard: Well, turns out she really knows how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time. Although, truth be told, my groin is a little worse for wear.
(Sheldon hits Leonard in the shoulder with his model train)
Leonard: OW! Why did you do that?
Sheldon: To send you a message. She is not for you!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: NOT FOR YOU!

Bernadette: Good morning, handsome.
Howard: Good morning, mom.
Bernadette: It's me!
Howard: Yes, it is. And you're so pretty in the morning!
Bernadette: Your mom and I made you breakfast.
Howard: Oh, wow. So, you guys are getting along?
Bernadette: Yeah... I guess. We're very different people, Howard. So communication's a little tricky.
Mrs. Wolowitz: DOES HE LIKE THE PANCAKES?
Bernadette: HE DIDN'T TRY THEM, YET!
Howard: Is there any butter?
Bernadette: It's butter flavored syrup.
Mrs. Wolowitz: SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?
Bernadette: HE WANTS BUTTER!
Mrs. Wolowitz: IT'S BUTTER FLAVORED SYRUP!
Bernadette: I JUST TOLD HIM THAT!

Leonard: Who wants the last dumpling?
Penny: Ooh, me.
Sheldon: Penny, a moment. We just had Thai food. In that culture, the last morsel is called the krengjai piece. And it is reserved for the most important and valued member of the group.
(Sheldon reaches for the last piece, but Penny takes ahead)
Penny: Thank you all for this high honor.
Sheldon: I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating.

Amy: (as Leonard tries to attach a corsage to her blouse) When you've finished copping a feel, that goes on my wrist.

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