S08E02 - The Junior Professor Solution

No: 161 | Season: 8 Episode: 2 | Air Date: 2014-09-22 | Runtime: mins

Sheldon: I suppose that's a fair request. There's no reason we both can't benefit from this experience.

Summary

Sheldon is forced to teach a class as a Junior Professor. Meanwhile, Amy plays both sides when tension arises between Penny and Bernadette.

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Steven Molaro & Eric Kaplan & Steve Holland / Teleplay by: Jim Reynolds & Maria Ferrari & Tara Hernandez

Sheldon: The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked.

Leonard: Why are you going to so much trouble to prove you're smarter than Wolowitz?
Sheldon: Oh, it's no trouble. It's actually a pleasure.

Bernadette: Okay, what are the potential side effects of our erectile dysfunction drug?
Penny: Headaches, dizziness, and nausea.
Bernadette: Yes.
Penny: Those are also the side effects of having a 75-year-old man with an erection climb on top of you.

Howard: Engineers are just as smart as physicists.
Sheldon: (offended gasp) You take that back!

Howard: Which Archimedean solid has 20 regular triangular faces, 30 square faces, 12 pentagonal faces, 60 vertices and 120 edges?
Leonard, Sheldon, Raj: The Rhombicosidodecahedron!

Sheldon: You just shot your spit in my mouth!
Howard: Is that going to be on the test? Because I don't think I can do it again.

Sheldon: (Knock knock knock) Mrs. Davis?
(knock knock knock)
Sheldon: Guess who?
Janine Davis: Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: (Knock knock knock) That's right. Good job.

The song that Howard is singing whilst disrupting Sheldon's class is 'All I Do Is Win' by DJ Khaled.

Title Reference: The title refers to Sheldon's new junior professor position at Caltech.

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