S11E15 - The Novelization Correlation

No: 246  |  Season: 11   Episode: 15  |  Air Date: 2018-02-01  |  Runtime: mins

Sheldon: I don't have a super secret enemies list. I'm not a Bond villain. I'm just a regular guy, with a regular enemies list.

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Summary

Leonard's book raises questions, and Amy guest stars on the new Professor Proton show.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Steve Holland & Andy Gordon & Adam Faberman / Teleplay by: Eric Kaplan & Maria Ferrari & Jeremy Howe

Script

Script: S11E15 - The Novelization Correlation

Quotes

Leonard: I believe each one of you had a motive.
Howard: Who died and made you detective?
Leonard: He did.

Sheldon: Howard, I want you to know I forgive you.
Howard: Thanks, I'll take it.
Leonard: Do you even know what he's forgiving you for?
Howard: Don't know, don't care. Happy Yom Kippur to me.

Leonard: I just wrote the part where the hero, hot shot physicist Logan Dean, arrives at CERN.
Penny: Ooh, is he based on you?
Leonard: Kind of, but he can eat dairy products without having to leave the room.

Wil Wheaton: I suppose you've come here to tell me moved me to your super secret enemies list?
Sheldon: I'll have you know I don't have a super secret enemies list, I'm not a Bond villain. I'm just a regular guy with a regular enemies, list. Which, by the way, you are no longer on.
Wil Wheaton: Well, that's something. It's not something I care about, but it's something.

Sheldon: I just learned some distressing news. Amy sometimes doesn't do things because it would hurt my feellings.
Howard: First of all, it's not sometimes, its always.
Raj: Second, it's not just Amy, it's everyone.
Howard: And third, it's not news, it's well established.

Penny: Really? The Ilsa character didn't bother you?
Bernadette: Oh, he was exaggerating. You're not really like that.
Penny: Well I know I'm not like that. The character was based on you.
Bernadette: I don't know what to tell you. When I brought it up with Leonard, he said it was you.
Penny: Well, when I brought it up, he... got all squirrelly and left the room. Son of a bitch!

Amy: You can't criticize something that you haven't seen.
Sheldon: I'm sorry, have you not met the internet?

Bernadette: Ilsa, the head of the institute, that's clearly Penny.
Leonard: No it's not.
Bernadette: Really? Confident, ball-busting beauty who's always rolling her eyes at Logan.
Leonard: Trust me, that describes more women than you think.

Leonard: It would be nice if you didn't correct me all the time.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter: It would be nice if I didn't have to.

Sheldon: I can't keep Wil Wheaton off the internet, but I can keep him off my retinas.

Raj: I don't know which Hemsworth is going to play Logan, but I'm sure it's a Hemsworth.
Leonard: Well, he's based on me.
Howard: So a young Paul Giamatti?

Howard: If you want to be on the show, all you have to do is apologize to Wil Wheaton.
Sheldon: That would be the mature thing to do. Let's put a pin in it and keep looking.

Sheldon: Everyone thinks I'm so predictable. Well, when I come in to work tomorrow, I'm going to do something totally unexpected.
Howard: Wear a baseball hat backwards to prove your point?
Sheldon: (pause) Yes, but which hat?
Raj: The one that says Gryffindor.
Sheldon: You don't know that.
Raj: It's Gryffindor.
Sheldon: (dejected) Yeah.

Wil Wheaton: Time for Professor Proton's science joke of the day. Why can you not trust atoms?
Sheldon: Hmmm.
Wil Wheaton: Because they make up everything.

Notes and Trivia

Title reference: Leonard struggles to find out which woman in his life correlates with a certain character in his novel.

Wil Wheaton's address numbers shown on his house when Howard and Sheldon go to see him is 1701 which is the number of the Enterprise on Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987).

Goofs

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