S12E07 - The Grant Allocation Derivation

No: 262  |  Season: 12   Episode: 7  |  Air Date: 2018-11-01  |  Runtime: mins

Summary

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Also, Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.

Director and Writers

Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writers: Story by: Eric Kaplan & Anthony Del Broccolo & Alex Yonks / Teleplay by: Steve Holland & Dave Goetsch & Maria Ferrari

Script

Script: S12E07 - The Grant Allocation Derivation

Quotes

Leonard: What would you do?
President Siebert: I'd find some sap and put him in charge so I wouldn't have to be the bad guy.
Leonard: That's a really good ide... oh.

Amy: Sheldon's kind of like a dog. He doesn't really think about me when I'm gone, but he's so happy when I show up.

President Siebert: If I didn't think you were up to the task, you wouldn't have been 5th on my list.

Howard: You're not even considering mine? Why, because they're PhDs and I'm just an engineer?
Leonard: No, because they wrote detailed proposals, and you sent a YouTube clip of the guy from Jerry Maguire saying, "Show me the money!"

Bernadette: It's just that work's been crazy, and the minute I get home, I have two kids hanging on me, and sometimes I don't want babies pulling my hair and pinching my belly fat.
Penny: That'd be a good slogan for a condom company.

Notes and Trivia

Penny says that Leonard thinks she has seen all Star Wars movies, even though she only saw "the one with the gold robot"; Bernadette then responds that it could be any of them. They are referring to the android C-3PO, who was indeed in all main Star Wars movies, but he didn't always have gold plating: in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999), he had no plating at all, and in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002), he had silver plating.

Goofs

None

Cast

Johnny GaleckiLeonard Hofstadter
Jim ParsonsSheldon Cooper
Kaley CuocoPenny Hofstadter
Simon HelbergHoward Wolowitz
Kunal NayyarRaj Koothrappali
Mayim BialikAmy Farrah Fowler
Melissa RauchBernadette Rostenkowski
Joshua MalinaPresident Siebert
John Ross BowieBarry Kripke
Maribeth MonroeDr. Lee