Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: All right, Poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.
Leonard: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Oh, that's how my father always began our football conversations. And if you'd like, after the game I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
Quote from S03E06 - The Cornhusker Vortex