Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: So listen. There was something I was hoping to float past you. Now that Penny and I are engaged I thought we might want to talk about our living arrangements.
Sheldon: Of course. She has spent many nights here and you're worried about preserving the myth of her virginity before the wedding.
Leonard: I'm not.
Sheldon: Good. Because not only has that ship sailed, if it hit an iceberg countless men would perish.
Leonard: Actually this is about where she and I are going to live.
Sheldon: What do you mean?
Leonard: Well, well. We might want to live together.
Sheldon: Oh yeah, well. I have already given this some thought, and I'm willing to let Penny live with us one day a week for a trial period. Now; obviously not when she's made cranky by the shedding of her uterine lining.
Leonard: That's very sweet. But we were thinking more of us maybe living together with... not you.
Sheldon: I don't understand. How can we all live together if I'm not there?
Leonard: Look, I know this is, this is a change, and that sounds scary...
Sheldon: Where are you going to go?
Leonard: Well, I don't know. We-we just started to think about this. Maybe I'll move in with Penny or maybe she and I'll take this place and you can move across the hall.
Sheldon: Ah wai- Move across the hall? Did you take a marijuana?
Leonard: No, I did not.
Sheldon: Did you get hit on the head with a coconut?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then I'm all out of guesses. What? Me. Move across the hall. Why would even suggest such a thing?
Leonard: Because I love Penny and I want to give her the life she deserves.
Sheldon: I see. You're putting your future bride's happiness above mine.
Leonard: Well, yeah!
Sheldon: Wow.
Quote from S07E24 - The Status Quo Combustion